OK, I'm guilty of one of these. I'm one of the Old People on Facebook. Also, I don't hate the birthday greetings--I love them! Other than that, I pretty much agree with these.
Especially people who update their status WAY too frequently. We do not need to know every minute detail of your day. There are a few people that I'm expecting to announce their bathroom details any minute now.
If you're on Facebook, you WILL relate to this on some level. Enjoy: