"Here's the drill: You google '[your name] needs', except of course that you replace [your name] with, well, your name. Then you look at the search results, and you laugh. (You might want to turn on the 'Family filter' or whatever it is that Google calls that. Because there are apparently some people out there who think you need stuff that, uh, you don't need. Or at least, you probably don't want to read about needing it on the Internet.)"
Not surprisingly, it seems most of the "Cindy needs" on Google's list actually pertain to peace activist Cindy Sheehan. But here goes, anyhoo:
1. Cindy needs a camper van to use at Camp Casey.--Oooh-kay.
2. Cindy needs your help.--Yes, I probably could use your help for something. But this is another appeal for Cindy Sheehan, this time at democrats.com.
3. Cindy needs to rub some good lotion...OK, this one scares me a little bit, but it could be harmless. I do love lotion, and in the fall and winter months, I really can't live without it. My favorite right now? Healing Garden Lavender Therapy.
4. Cindy needs photo support.--Again referring to the ubiquitous Sheehan. But I do need support whenever I get my picture taken...especially when I hate the way I look in them!
5. Cindy needs some good ol' Texas hospitality such as some poison oak... Oops, apparently some people don't like Cindy Sheehan. The Texas hospitality I've always received has been nothing but the nicest!
6. Cindy needs to look at possible Kevlar mesh/cloth for chimney sulfide collection as well as animal collection...Finally, something NOT about Cindy Sheehan...but I haven't the foggiest idea what it IS about.
Well, I could go on, but obviously the Cindy of the moment on the Internet right now is still Cindy Sheehan. But just to let you know there are OTHER Cindys out there:
Cindy Crawford
Cindy Margolis
Cindy Williams
and last, but not least...
Cindy Brady
1 comment:
My favorite Cindy has always been Cinderella...but you won't find her name in the top Google list. I agree, the Cindy S. stories need to be put away and done with! The more TV and news time they give her, the worse she makes things for EVERYONE! I don't like sharing my name with someone like that; who can't respect what others have done to gain our freedom, including her own son! I would hope the media would back off and totally ignore ANYTHING she has to say, it is all negative and distracting. Stop giving her so much power to distroy values and principals! Maybe if she sits somewhere quietly and gets with someone with some good sense of God's word to help her deal with the grief and guilt she has, she will get through this. The media is prodding her along for more and it isn't helping her, or anyone else for that matter. It obviously isn't serving her son's memory of what he did for HIS country. Bless his heart!
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