This cracked me up...

I subscribe to Dr. Bob Griffin's Grif.net humor site, and this one almost made me lose it on the air today! After the news on Radio 91, I banter with co-hosts Ron and Charmel, and we often share humorous e-mails and stuff. I was reading this one on the air this morning and had to stop several times because I was laughing so hard! I've already gotten e-mails from people who said that my laughing so hard cracked them up as much as what I was reading! :)

Here ya go:


I Love My Job
(with apologies to Dr. Seuss)

I love my Job, I love the Pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my Boss; he's (she's) the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.

I love my Office and its location -
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
and the paper that piles up every day!

I love my chair in my padded Cell!
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my Peers -
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

I love my Computer and all its Software;
I hug it often though it doesn't care...
I love each Program and every File,
I try to understand once in a while!!

I'm happy to be here, I am I am;
I'm the happiest Slave of my uncle Sam.
I love this Work: I love these chores.
I love the Meetings with deadly bores.

I love my Job - I'll say it again -
I even love these friendly men -
These men who've come to visit today
In lovely white coats to take me away!